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Friday, April 25, 2008
All I got is 4 Minutes

It's a me!  Or is it?  What do we really know about the other person on the blah blah blah blah blah blah.  Today, let's do away with the introspective stuff and just go straight out, being frank, uncouth if needed, and being selfish.  Why?  Cause it's my birthday,  Bitch.  If you're reading this, then guess what?  You're my bitch today.  Go get me a drink. 

I like music.  I really really do.  But I'm not a connoisseur.  Hell, I couldn't tell you a lot of the names of the songs or the bands that play the songs that I like the most.  And that's with today's technology with the internet to find out songs.  My phone even can listen to the song and tell me what the name, album, and band that's playing within thirty seconds.  Usually. 

I can make great cheese cake now.  It's amazing how all the girls swoon over my skills.  Alright.  It's true.  They don't care.  They just want the cheese cake.  And because of the type of person I am, I willingly sacrifice whatever I need too to oblige their wants.

Can I haz jahb wit bd speeeling?  Lolcatz phenomenon is hiring?  Has it really gotten that popular?  You got me.  I haz chezburger.  I like Lolcatz braincell killing humor and bad speeling.  I've even referenced a few pictures in the past.  I was just floored that they were hiring.  And then I almost fell off the toilet when I read the way they were advertising the job opening.  What?  I find that I can catch up on the news through my cellphone  whilst I take a crap.  [i had to rethink that last sentence.  it originally ended with "catch up on the news whilst i take a crap on my cellphone"]

I like where I work.  I get to see beautiful young college ladies everyday.  A magazine is coming to take photos of our location next week.  Which magazine?  Dunno.  I wasn't given that information.  It's probably one of those insider magazines for that particular industry.  An email was sent detailing some of the things that needed to be setup and done for the shoot.  One of the things listed was "Have attractive people".  At the very least, I know my muffins and cookies will be in the picture.

I like redheads by the way.  I like all the others too.  Cept gray/grey/greaux.

My XM radio.  I love it.  I've had that little thing for 6 years and it hasn't failed me yet.  I spent a few hours after I got home from work trying to rework the receiver position so I can listen to XM in my room instead of just my car.  Sucks having a lot of trees around.

I still want to go to space.  Even if it means I'm a debris collector.

Ok.  I'm done.  You have my permission to leave a comment now.  And then take your ass out. I's tryng 2 has phun.




Currently listening to:
Pocketful of Sunshine
By Natasha Bedingfield


Can't believe I didn't hear this the first time 8 years ago:
Toca's Miracle 2008 Pt. 1









Currently playing:
Innocent Life: A Future Harvest Moon
By Natsume, Inc.


Currently playing:
WTF Work Time Fun
By D3 Publisher


Posted at 12:00 am by The Hideout Network

Posted by J f Z @ 04/27/2008 03:26 PM PDT
I hated l33t-sp34|< when the entire internet was an ascii network with monochrome screens. I still get a twitchy eye when I see a paragraph of that crap whilst you're on the cell phone or not.

For all the sleepless nights I worked, I give you free internet porn for your birthday. Hopefully, you won't let the politicians take that away from you.
Posted by Deirdre @ 04/25/2008 12:53 PM PDT
First of all, I'm nobody's bitch.

Secondly, you didn't ask me if you could have a birthday. WTF?

Third, I refuse to read the fourth paragraph. You don't know how to type.

Lastly, Happy Birthday, Punk.
 

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